Flash forward ten years. I'm living in Portland, Oregon, working for a big fancy actuary consulting corporation. Not only are my colleages professionals, they're freaking geniuses. One day, my coworker Greg popped his head into my cube and asked, "Hey, what are people from Utah called?"
"Utahns? UTAHNS?! Seriously?"
"Ha! No way! Hey, Weber, did you know people from Utah are called UTAHNS?!" He walked away to spread the word. And wow, did they get a good laugh at that.