When I was pregnant, I read somewhere that new moms lose an average of 200 hours of sleep during the first year. "Wow, that's a lot," I thought. "Bwa ha ha," life chuckled slyly.
The other day, I realized that I'm already more than halfway to the 200-hour mark. "Yeesh," I thought to myself. Then I turned to Gregory. "Look, kid," I said sternly, "I have no intention of becoming an outlier here. Let's get it into gear, shall we?"
"Bwa ha ha," Gregory chuckled slyly.
The other day, I realized that I'm already more than halfway to the 200-hour mark. "Yeesh," I thought to myself. Then I turned to Gregory. "Look, kid," I said sternly, "I have no intention of becoming an outlier here. Let's get it into gear, shall we?"
"Bwa ha ha," Gregory chuckled slyly.