At any rate, Gary woke me up this morning when I was in the middle of a dream. This is the exchange we had:
Gary: "Good morning!"
Me: "Go away. I'm trying to call 911."
Gary: "Oh yeah? Are you getting through?"
Me: "I don't know. I'm texting Stephanie to call them."
For the record, Stephanie, you failed. But it's okay, I found a good hiding spot before the murderer came through.