Top Ramen is ten cents a package, but Bottom Ramen is only FOUR cents. I can't believe I've been overspending all these years...
3D Pen:Back Massage T-Shirts:Map of the Internet:Rinser Toothbrush:Introductory Calculus for Infants:Bubble Wrap Calendar:Kinetic Sand:Desk Dots:(Don't worry, Mom, I know it's mega dangerous to have these with a young kid, so I'll be patient and wait several years before I get these.) Bubble Tank:This isn't asking for trouble at all. Chalktrail:LEGO Man Ice Cube Tray:Doorway Jungle Gym:Plasma Nightlight:Edible Rice Cracker iPhone Case:Do the Japanese have too much time on their hands? Cost: $84.99 (but hey, it's gluten-free!) Likelihood of the Rice Cracker Case breaking at the following times:
"What happened?" Bandages:Monster Hands Temporary Tattoos:Customizable Sand Imprint Flip Flops:40 lb. case of cereal marshmallows:That's forty pounds, people. Move over, CostCo.
5 minutes into the bath... 20 minutes into the bath... 5 minutes into the movie... 20 minutes into the movie...
We've only ever seen a few minutes of Tyra Banks, but I fear it may have been a few minutes too many. Gary just asked me where Gregory's pa-jay-jays were.
Whenever I see something that says "You can't eat just one!", I take it as a personal challenge.
"You want me to prove what a picky eater I can be? Done!" Although, now that I think of it, my mom probably could have used this as reverse psychology to trick me into trying foods that I otherwise would have refused to touch. "Bet you can't eat just one of these tasty shrimp!" Nah, never mind. I'm too clever. I would have said, "Yep. That's true. Can't eat one." We went to the aquarium a few weeks back. Gregory didn't want to touch the stingrays, so I did it instead. His favorite part of the aquarium was the lorakeet enclosure (as in birds). I guess he's not a fish guy. Cross "marine biologist" off the future career list.
Flammable and inflammable are synonyms, and nonplussed and nonplussed are antonyms.
I'm feeling perfectly whelmed today, so I thought I'd go crazy and write a blog post.
The year 2013 was, for me, the Year of Insomnia. There wasn't a single time in 2013 that I got 6 straight hours of sleep. I may have gotten 5 straight hours once or twice. HOWEVER. This year is going to be different. I know because on the first night of 2014, I DID get 6 straight hours of sleep! Is that a good omen or what? Here are my goals for 2014: 1. Go swimming. 2. Make $1000 so I can recover the data on my dead hard drive. 3. Floss. 4. Have more diligent scripture study. 5. Write in my journal at least once a week. 6. Be kind. 7. Rewind. 8. Eat a not-seedless banana. |
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