3D Pen:
Back Massage T-Shirts:
Map of the Internet:
Rinser Toothbrush:
Introductory Calculus for Infants:
Bubble Wrap Calendar:
Kinetic Sand:
Desk Dots:
(Don't worry, Mom, I know it's mega dangerous to have these with a young kid, so I'll be patient and wait several years before I get these.)
Bubble Tank:
This isn't asking for trouble at all.
Chalktrail:
LEGO Man Ice Cube Tray:
Doorway Jungle Gym:
Plasma Nightlight:
Edible Rice Cracker iPhone Case:
Do the Japanese have too much time on their hands?
Cost: $84.99 (but hey, it's gluten-free!)
Likelihood of the Rice Cracker Case breaking at the following times:
Likelihood of the Rice Cracker Case breaking at the following times:
- Prior to delivery: 9%
- While affixing to iPhone: 76%
- While using the iPhone touch screen: 18%
- While turning up the volume: 50%
- During connection to a PC: 54%
- While putting in a pocket: 89%
- When touched, either appropriately or inappropriately, by a friend: 81%
- When the user is upset or annoyed: 65%
- When dropped: 120%
"What happened?" Bandages:
Monster Hands Temporary Tattoos:
Customizable Sand Imprint Flip Flops:
40 lb. case of cereal marshmallows:
That's forty pounds, people. Move over, CostCo.