Gary: (sigh) Fred Meyer is just too big to be convenient.
Jody: Unless you need fixin's for a Reuben!
Gary: And tent stakes.
Later, in the store, I was picking out oranges when I heard Gary say to himself:
"Oh hey! A ginormous line is called a pomelo."
I looked over my shoulder and saw him looking at the pomelos, which I explained to him are actually like grapefruit. In reply, he simply picked up a lime and held it next to the pomelos. Then he gave me a dirty look.