Greg: Hey Mom, what will you give me if I can crawl by the end of the month?
Me: Respect.
Greg: Pfff.
(later...)
Greg: What will Grandma give me if I can crawl by the end of the month?
Me: Probably outlet covers.
Greg: Augh.
(later...)
Greg: Ok, I'll do it for $5.00.
Me: How about you don't do it for $5.00?
Me: Respect.
Greg: Pfff.
(later...)
Greg: What will Grandma give me if I can crawl by the end of the month?
Me: Probably outlet covers.
Greg: Augh.
(later...)
Greg: Ok, I'll do it for $5.00.
Me: How about you don't do it for $5.00?